With apologies to David Letterman and his crew I have decided that with all the drama surrounding Derek Jeter’s absence from Arizona during the All Star Game that there had to be 10 things that he would rather do than be there so here they are:
10. Hire a PR person to tweet for him
9. Getting Michael Kay to stop saying “You can put this one on the left side.”
8. Hang out with Ian O’Connor, Wally Matthews, and Andrew Marchand
7. Get to Toronto early so he could enjoy some poutine
6. Begin to draft his memoirs in Comic Sans
5. Shine his Gold Gloves
4. Design the fourteenth bathroom for his house in Tampa
3. Sign bats and balls for Steiner Sports
2. Watch American Idol reruns
1. Minka Kelly
This is hysterical. I love this. Another great blog!